. You seeknowledge is good. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Get the best cultural and educational resources on the web curated for you in a daily email. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Chomp" And he bites it. I'm back! Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. Space is notorious for not having air. Which is bad. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. I have three very hard academic classes. There was a sample essay online. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! Just like all those reports people have to do. I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! OkayI can do it. Cheese is watching. Surely you have heard of her? Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. World's largest sentence - Copypasta Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. The Longest Sentence In The English Language But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! Wellit's not. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. What? ONly not really. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? The world's longest non-life sentence, according to the "Guinness Book of Records", was imposed on Thai pyramid scheme fraudster Chamoy Thipyaso, who was jailed for 141,078 years in 1989. BYE!!! And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? No? Are you ready? By Ben Lee. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) There's more! I'm leaving. Fighting in the American Civil War? OkayI'm back. It seems like blaggerent plagerism. Maybe I should use spell-check. Oh, well. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. What's the Longest Word in the World? Here are 12 of Them - Mental Floss I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. Try it. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. I'm glad you're not just in my life but that you're my better half. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. *gagged reader glares* What's that? Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! [Copy and paste OK! With example sentences] How to write a reply email But you'd never prove it was infinite. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! Anyway, seeya! You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. It's creepy. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. Today I will be mercifully brief. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. You're only browsing it. But for now I can only dream of that. HILARIOUS! I'm not sure why. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. Yeah. This is too frustrating. I think. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. At least it fills up my word quota for the day. Grape Pie. All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! 'Longest' word has 189,819 letters, takes three hours to pronounce But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. What a good idea! I'm back! I'm going. It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! The world may never know. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? Okay. This has been a weird day. But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. I'm tired. You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. I gave up in exasperation. Isnt' that nice? Or You are What you Eat. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. Would they dry into raisins? After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. You're still here. Either way, he got assasinated. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. So, we packed everthing up. It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! Sothe plan is going to fail. How do you stop them? This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. Make your wife happy by sending her any of these romantic long paragraphs here. But never senile. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. That way I can just outlaw the need for gravity and air pressure! How can I survive without the sticky goodness? I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. Proud to be weird. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. Sentences can also be extended by recursively embedding clauses one into another, such as[2][3], This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded. It was fun. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. Once upon a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between . None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. And secret? HOW ARE YOU DOING? Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! What does this mean to you? What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? But that's the kind of thing I like. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. I usually have less than 30 minutes. How absurd. HOW, I ask you!? I know a topic! Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. What a crazy idea. Pathetic. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. Now, some of you are probably thinking "Gee, Really? Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. Here goes. Let's see: 12345! No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. But that is irrelevant. I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! Now I'd better go and torture my Moose with it:) I am officially back. Hey, I'm once again: back. while others are thinking "Who's John F. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! Hey, by the way. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". She's evil. I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. Okay. I'm like the little engine that could. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Image by Carl Van Vechten, via Wikimedia Commons. Longest math equation copy paste - Math Textbook I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! Okay. owfrjtnrgkzcbvwruogjlvdajngwruojlnvdakjefnlvk aij hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, jfeoisbhoaubhfvionadkfvbskjvb efnvkjnbsxuhbgv hiiiii, this has one word in it first person to see the gets $100 cash app njhcewhfb whebfuewhfjwenifbewiubfiebfebwqjfbwejnfewihfiuhweniufjeuirhfiuerfburiebfiewbjfkwefqhcewfhepwuhfiuwerfuiwqerpifjbruegferiuhfiuerwhfuiifewiviiuhuihrgiobguhtrbiuhtreiubhriurhviuwrhiuvht4rnrijpewvpiefhwnovjibrfpierfnhvipuerbfviuphrwipjvnwefkjvnpwiefv pirfnhpiejpoerwpivherwpoivhwepriuvipr evijnreijnrojvwejrfvoijerreiobfr iuvfrvjo frvjrweoijbvweiojrfoiwervicebrwouvbwerouvu perivoerijvoiuwerbviouweroiuberouvberfoefubvouiwriuebrouweuberwiuvherivyherwiubvewiurobviuwervuwervouwrewoiuvherwiuoeHIewijvhferiucbuhewjdhfewiufdhiu3riuheriufheriuhfiuerhfiuhwreiufhirwhiufhwiurhfiuhreiuhfiuheriwfhriehfiuerwhufihreuifheirhfiuwheruifherwoiuwfheruhwifhreiuhwoiuhfuerhfhwruifhriuehfueri. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. | 0.47 KB, Python | Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. And then go door to door distributing it. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. I'm tired. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. Wellany wayseeya! One method is successive iterations, such as If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. They couldn't stop laughing. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies.

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