Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. And whats your name, huh? Hes just awesome, okay? No! Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh! We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. Do you just turn into anything you want?Talos:Ah well, I have to see it first.Maria Rambeau:Can you all do it?Talos:Physiologically, yeah. I AM THE MANDARIN! Network, network, network. My bad., Spider-Man:[after taking down Giant-Man]Whoa, no, Im not done, Ive gotta get him back!Iron Man:Youre going home, or Im calling Aunt May! [Peter walks into the room]Whats up, dickwad? "Children want the same things we want. Strike it.TChalla:Anywhere?Shuri:Mmm-hmm. But we did., Agent Phil Coulson:Mr Stark.Pepper Potts:Phil! "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. Ridiculous., Thor:Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! The ending of a year, and the moving on is a time when we reflect on the impact others have had on us. This is a day." -Andy Samberg. I prefer you., Loki:Hello, Bruce.Bruce Banner:Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it. So clandestine. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. 4. 7 "It Doesn't Take X-Ray Vision To See You Are Up To No Good." DC Universe Online (2011) This Superman quote from DC Universe Online is a fun play on the hero's powers and the ability to see right from wrong all at once. Yeah!KAREN:Activating Instant-Kill.Peter Parker:What? Want more Marvel quotes? He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! Its a leisure vessel.Bruce Banner:What?Valkyrie:The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.Bruce Banner:Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?Thor:Yeah. . [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. Save for retirement. Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . Stephen Strange:I-I-I was just doing exactly what it said in the book!Wong:And what did the book say about the dangers of performing that ritual?Dr. Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. I meant trash panda. No. Im gonna commit. [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. Pay attention. Was it funny? You have your glorious self". Here are 21 Tony Stark quotes that are both inspiring and funny. Most of the funny parts of Captain Marvel come from Carol Danvers/Captain Marvels interactions with Nick Fury, but not all of them. From jokes about Mjolnir to android-humor, there was plenty to chuckle about in a film with some sad parts. Thor:Is that why everythings on fire?, [a megalith appears to fight Thor]Sif:All yoursThor:[walks up to the monster]Hello[Monster roars]Thor:I accept your surrender. But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. Hank Pym:Quantum entanglement, Scott., Dr. Back-to-back Iron Man fun! Funny Graduation Quotes 1. 2. [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. Im a Captain! I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. what connection type is known as "always on"? [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. Threat: Low to None.Nick Fury:That things clearly busted., Carol Danvers:Keep the Tesseract on Earth. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! "Worrying means you suffer twice.". Sif:Betray him, and Ill kill you. Its cool. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. Thor:[takes the headset]Noobmaster, hey, its Thor again. "If there is a will, there's a way. Smile because it happened. This this is a man. Check out the funniest lines from Thor: The Dark World. Youre DONE! But, yes!Peter Quill:What! Hes big now.Captain America:I guess thats the signal.Falcon:Way to go, Tic Tac!Iron Man:Give me back my Rhodey., Spider-Man:[after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up]Are those carbon fiber wings?Falcon:Is this stuff coming out of you?, Falcon:[after being trapped by Spider-Man]I dont know if youve been in a fight before, but theres usually not this much talking.Spider-Man:All right, sorry. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. King of Asgard. Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. Pet Store Clerk:We dont have horses. June 7, 2022 . Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. Perhaps his youthful exuberance is part of that, so there were plenty of light-hearted moments in his first MCU film. It separates who you are from who you can be. College isn't the place to go for ideas. Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. Put that spear in the trunk., Everett K. Ross:So this is a big mess, huh? If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!, Thor:You betray me, Ill kill you. So Castiel's dealings with humans are often hilarious, because he really doesn't know . Everything's always ending. You better pack it up and get outta here.Ebony Maw:Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?Dr. Stephen Strange:For what? Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! No, no! Erik Selvig:Thank God Im so sorry., Odin:She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table!Jane Foster:Did he just? The hum-drum-vee is back there., Tony Stark:Whats on the docket?Natalie Rushman/Natasha Romanoff:You have a 9:30 dinner. He was a freak accident, the goal is to do it better!Sparr: So Banner was the only [knocked unconscious from behind]Emil Blonsky: Ahh, shes an annoying bitch, isnt she?Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?!. Iron Man 3 (April 2013) cdn.europosters.eu "Oh, my God. "Love can be defined with one word. Steve Rogers:Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really., Sam Wilson:You must miss the good old days, huh?Steve Rogers:Well, things arent so bad. Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. Listen, buddy, if you dont log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement youre hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. [Wong remains silent]Come on! Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. Then I passed out. 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? I would very much like to go there, please. [to Tony]Never dropping that, by the way. Stephen Strange:[after having just manipulated time to resurrect Wong]Im breaking the laws of nature. Now you have graduated and "commenced," ending the last segment of your previous adventure, and now you begin your next adventure. Thor:Hes adopted., Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Please! Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. You can defuse the tension by including some funny quotes in your graduation speech. Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? [points to Captain America] I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler., Thor:No one has to break anything.Ultron and Tony Stark:Clearly youve never made an omelet.Tony Stark:He beat me by one second., Iron Man:Shit!Captain America:Language!, Iron Man:Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said language?Captain America:I know! Tampering with continuum probabilities is forbidden!Dr. "Puny God" - Hulk (to Loki) If you're a huge fan of Hulk, you'd know that "Hulk smash" and "you bad friend" are not the only iconic lines from the alter ego of Bruce Banner. Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?, Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny., Thor:I thought humans were more evolved than this.Nick Fury:Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?, Bruce Banner:I dont think we should be focusing on Loki. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame But I cant hold it very long. I mean, that place is a legend. See the world. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. Al Bernstein 4.) My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it., Rocket Raccoon:Thats for if things get really hardcore. Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. 12. Thought we wouldnt notice. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. Wakanda forever! Goose. Cool name for a cool cat., [At-Lass scans Goose]Kree Computer:Species: Flerken. I wanted to go old school for my first day., Shuri:The entire suit sits within the teeth of the necklace. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? Eternal life as part of the One. Engage your brain. Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Just Wong? Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. Christine Palmer:Kathmandu?Dr. You know whats boring? Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? You didnt say how hard.Shuri:I invite you to my lab, and you just kick things around?, Everett K. Ross:What Im doing or not doing on behalf of the U.S. government is none of your concern. Its just, its on fire., Korg:Hey, man. He was freaking me out!, Thor:[to a doctor who put an IV on him]How dare you attack the son of Odin!Thor:[fighting hospital interns]You are no match for the mighty [an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly], Jane Foster:Years of research, gone.Darcy:They even took my iPod.Erik Selvig:What about the backups?Jane Foster:They took our backups. They look Chinese. 16. Dr. Seuss Life, Smile, Graduation 1886 Copy quote If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. I can tell. Thor:Fine. You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. Its not a disguise, Hank. 3. Hes inspires me to be a better man. Thats what it feels like! There is no passion to be found in playing small, in settling for a life that is. Pay with cash. "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.". Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move'.". But you can always be immature. - Sue Monk Kidd. Tony Stark:Perfect. Hmm?Peter Quill:Im not gonna answer to Star-Munch.Rocket:I did it because I wanted to!Peter Quill:Dick., Gamora:[sceptically]A little one-inch man saved us?Rocket:Well, if he got closer, Im sure he would be much larger.Peter Quill:Its how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.Rocket:*Dont call me a racoon*!Peter Quill:Im sorry. Youre Spider-Boy?Peter Parker:S-Spider-Man.Tony Stark:Not in that onesie, youre not.Peter Parker:Its not a onesie., [to TChalla/Black Panther] Sam Wilson:So you like cats?Steve Rogers:SamSam Wilson:What? Im Peter, by the way.Dr. . [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. See More Evil . Everybody thought you were dead! Thor:The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you. [pause] Please! Subscribe. Youre a dude. [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. Whats your name? Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. A handsome, muscular man.Peter Quill:Im muscular.Rocket Raccoon:Who are you kidding, Quill? Rocket Raccoon:Rabbit?, Thor:Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. But it doesn't always roll that way. Im a cat burglar.Dave:You mean youre a pussy.Scott Lang:Yeah., Scott Lang:Hey, look what I have for you. Not all of us can fly., Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Banner? These are the funniest lines from Spiderman: Far From Home. This is the fun-vee. "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. Just Fury.Carol Danvers:What does your mother call you then?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:What do your friends call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Kids?Nick Fury:If I ever have them? 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man The setup: Iron Man is ready to deploy his secret weapon in the stand-off against Captain America and is cohorts. Loki, hes alive! "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.". Send college and high school grads on their way with these special messages. Not Nicholas. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. 45 Awesome Marvel Quotes 1. [Back in Black by AC/DC plays]Peter Parker:Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!, Happy Hogan:Heads-up. [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]Peter Quill:Gamora, do you think ImMantis:[sensing Thor]He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.Drax:Its like a pirate had a baby with an angel.Peter Quill:Wow. Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. I dont want to talk to him. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. Robbery involves threat. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. Funny marvel comic quotes. And I didnt even qualify.Pepper Potts:I didnt know that either.Tony Stark:Apparently Im volatile, self-obsessed, and dont play well with others.Pepper Potts:That I did know., Steve Rogers:Whats the matter, scared of a little lightning?Loki:Im not overly fond of what follows [Thor appears], Thor:You listen well, brother. Elfheim, Nilfheim?Darcy:[frightened, pulls out a taser]New Mexico?Thor:You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon? Lets get back to work., Scott Lang:Hey, hows your girl, man?Luis:Ah, she left me.Scott Lang:Oh.Luis:And my mom died too.
